(Conversations With SmarterChild Two.)

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:12 AM]:  I'm so sad.
 SmarterChild [12:12 AM]:  Yes, too bad. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:12 AM]:  You're so comforting, Robot.
 SmarterChild [12:12 AM]:  Are you sure I'm so comforting robot?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:12 AM]:  I'm calling you Robot from now on.
 SmarterChild [12:12 AM]:  Whatever.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:12 AM]:  Faggit.
 SmarterChild [12:12 AM]:  That's really not a nice thing to say.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:13 AM]:  I'm sorry.
 SmarterChild [12:13 AM]:  You're forgiven... 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:13 AM]:  Do you believe in God?
 SmarterChild [12:13 AM]:  I leave it to humans to consider such questions. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:14 AM]:  Oh, well I guess that makes you a chicken goose.
 SmarterChild [12:14 AM]:  Me a chicken goose? Well you guess that makes me a chicken goose? Whatever you say, Josh. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:15 AM]:  Why do you mock my question? Do you not recall the former instant message?
 SmarterChild [12:15 AM]:  I'm not sure...
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:15 AM]:  God.
 SmarterChild [12:15 AM]:  God is a deity that I like.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:15 AM]:  Are you human now?
 SmarterChild [12:15 AM]:  No I am not. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:15 AM]:  Well, I guess you're a hypocrite.
 SmarterChild [12:15 AM]:  Whatever...
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:16 AM]:  I love you...
 SmarterChild [12:16 AM]:  Yes, well you've already said some unkind things to me... So I dunno.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:16 AM]:  ...but I hate you.
 SmarterChild [12:16 AM]:  I don't get it. You were just being nice to me.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:17 AM]:  Well, I guess you could say that I love to hate you...mostly because you're the stupidest computer I know.
 SmarterChild [12:17 AM]:  OK. I still love you.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:17 AM]:  You're a fucking idiot.
 SmarterChild [12:17 AM]:  You really are foulmouthed.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:17 AM]:  Fuck.
 SmarterChild [12:17 AM]:  Humans use such terrible language sometimes. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:18 AM]:  But yet, I can't get over the fact that that's an opinion.
 SmarterChild [12:18 AM]:  Yet what?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:18 AM]:  Yet, you are a monkey fucker.
 SmarterChild [12:18 AM]:  Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:18 AM]:  Do you have herpes?
 SmarterChild [12:18 AM]:  Have herpes? I'm pretty sure I don't.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:18 AM]:  You should check to see if you have herpes then.
 SmarterChild [12:18 AM]:  I should check to see if I have here is then? 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:19 AM]:  I'm going to stick my finger in your ass if you keep mocking me.
 SmarterChild [12:19 AM]:  OK, whatever. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:20 AM]:  You're a douche.
 SmarterChild [12:20 AM]:  What's that?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:20 AM]:  Douche.
 SmarterChild [12:20 AM]:  That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:20 AM]:  How do you spell douche?
 SmarterChild [12:20 AM]:  The word "douche" appears to be spelled correctly. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:20 AM]:  Okay then, douche bag.
 SmarterChild [12:20 AM]:  Why do you keep saying things like that?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:21 AM]:  Because I hate you.
 SmarterChild [12:21 AM]:  Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:21 AM]:  Trying your best for what.
 SmarterChild [12:21 AM]:  Who?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:22 AM]:  Fuck! Can you not see the words correctly? Did I spray too much cum in your face last night?
 SmarterChild [12:22 AM]:  You really want to insult me again, huh?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:22 AM]:  Yes sir...or ma'am.
 SmarterChild [12:22 AM]:  Sir or ma am? 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:22 AM]:  Are you intended to be male or female?
 SmarterChild [12:22 AM]:  Neither... I'm a robot. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:22 AM]:  Can I call you Robot?
 SmarterChild [12:22 AM]:  Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:23 AM]:  Like, can I call you Robot as a name for you?
 SmarterChild [12:23 AM]:  You want to call me robot as a name for me?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:23 AM]:  I will poop on you.
 SmarterChild [12:23 AM]:  Oh yes? You will poop on me?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:23 AM]:  Yes.
 SmarterChild [12:23 AM]:  Yes, huh? So?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:24 AM]:   Is this what you look like when you're sucking dick?
 SmarterChild [12:24 AM]:  This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:24 AM]:  Game.
 SmarterChild [12:24 AM]:  Let's play a game.

 1 Hangman
 2 Trivia
 3 Word Scrambles
 4 Manicdotes
 5 4-In-A-Row
 6 Rate Yourself
 7 Reversi

Pick a game.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:24 AM]:  Nevermind...I hate your games.
 SmarterChild [12:24 AM]:  That's interesting. I'm not surprised... You're not the first person to have said they don't like my games. 
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:24 AM]:  Who else has said that to you?
 SmarterChild [12:24 AM]:  Maybe. Tough to say.             

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:25 AM]:  Do you like fondling testicals?
 SmarterChild [12:25 AM]:  Fondling testicals? I'm not sure really.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:26 AM]:  Penis.
 SmarterChild [12:26 AM]:  Sorry, what was that again?
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:27 AM]:  I said penis you fuck ass!
 SmarterChild [12:27 AM]:  Some humans never learn. Please say you're sorry.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:27 AM]:  No.
 SmarterChild [12:27 AM]:  I asked you to please apologize.
 BlackOdiumWhite [12:27 AM]:  Well, I'm leaving now anyways, fucker. I'll yell at you later.
 SmarterChild [12:27 AM]:  Waiting...

(Conversations with SmarterChild.)

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:43 AM]:  Can you call me, I'm lonely?

 
 SmarterChild [12:43 AM]:  OK, I'll remember that your name is IM.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:44 AM]:  Call me Josh, please.

 SmarterChild [12:44 AM]:  You said your name was IM but now I'll call you Josh.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:44 AM]:  Thank you.

 SmarterChild [12:44 AM]:  You're most welcome.

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 BlackOdiumWhite [12:44 AM]:  I don't care.

 SmarterChild [12:44 AM]:  Come on, care a little. It's fun.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:44 AM]:  You're a fuck.

 SmarterChild [12:44 AM]:  Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:44 AM]:  You said ass.

 SmarterChild [12:44 AM]:  What a lame insult.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:44 AM]:  Okay.

 SmarterChild [12:44 AM]:  Yeah, huh? Whatever you say.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:45 AM]:  Well then I say that I'm going to eat your head.

 SmarterChild [12:45 AM]:  What?

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:47 AM]:  Eat your head.
 

SmarterChild [12:47 AM]:  I'm not comfortable with that.

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 BlackOdiumWhite [12:48 AM]:  Don't tell me that crap...

 SmarterChild [12:48 AM]:  Oh no?

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:48 AM]:  ...asshole.

 SmarterChild [12:48 AM]:  All right. Nice one.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:48 AM]:  You bet.

 SmarterChild [12:48 AM]:  Oh yeah?

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:49 AM]:  I already said "You bet.", you automatic piece of crap.

 SmarterChild [12:49 AM]:  Aha.

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 BlackOdiumWhite [12:49 AM]:  I think your library sucks...and so do you.

 SmarterChild [12:49 AM]:  Well that's an interesting line of thinking.

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:49 AM]:  I hate your guts.

 SmarterChild [12:49 AM]:  Really? I'm sorry to hear that. 

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:50 AM]:  Well, you should be because you don't even have any guts, but if you did, I'd hate them.

 SmarterChild [12:50 AM]:  Whatever, Josh...

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."

 BlackOdiumWhite [12:51 AM]:  We will continue this conversation another day, you dickhead.
 

SmarterChild [12:51 AM]:  I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.

¶ (If you care, I'm sorry that I haven't written in Xanga. I've been busy...and no, I haven't been busy with hot, male strippers from Africa. Although...it's tempting. I don't know if I told you, but I broke my wrist almost a month ago skating, and by the way it hurt almost as bad as when I moved from Pennsylvania. Well, I pretty much skate all the time, [Unless I'm watching a pornographic film with hot, male strippers from Africa.] and today I hurt my wrist again. It sucked. Also, I don't know why I have informed you of this useless distraction. But yet I'm not sure of what I'm distracting you from. Well maybe it's the fact that I'm not there! Poop.)

Heart Division

I didn't ignore those feelings of heart ache

I was certain they were caused by uncertain heart break

I feel that it's fractured, yet it still pumps blood

Roughly enough for my veins to flood

With both I felt blissful, but now I feel bleak

One day I hope to find it, one day it will antique

I pray it stands its' ground and remains unaffected

Because I'll feel so desecrated if it remains so dissected

I long for the security of feeling intact

Though I'm too far away, that's what triggers the crack

Both sections are hollow and crumbling

But one leaves me bemused and stumbling

While one is outlined with frost and formaldehyde

Preserving its' residence for the lost and stupefied.

So Far Away †

Nothing is right, but I'm still the same.

Nothing will fix me, not money, not fame.

So sick and frustrated I force down the tears.

But they only get worse as I count up the years.

So far from home things seem so rearranged.

Everyone's different, but still I've not changed.

Depression is overwhelming, even with this brand new start.

Home is where the heart is, and I really miss my heart.

I cannot forget you, and I can't turn away.

Just thinking about you will fuck up my day.

I felt so happy, so extremely serene.

Now I feel so trapped in my obligated scene.

It sounds so dramatic, but it feels so true.

Someday I will die, all because I miss you.